Funny, funny girl!

So, I've really been jotting down the funny things miss K says, so that I don't forget them. Knowing my mommy brain, I'll never remember them. Once I get a small list going, I'll try to post them.
We pulled into the parking lot of Kohl's and K spelled it out, "K-O-H-L-S. Mommy, why do we always go to Kohl's? Why can't we go to KMart? They have the blue light and it's always on!"
(I promise, I TRY to put on educational tv for them...she just picks up the darndest things!)
I was praising her the other day for something and she says, serious as can be, "Who me? Do I rock or what?"
We were walking through a little specialty shop the other day and I saw her touching a pretty Easter egg that was for sale. I reminded her that there was no touching. She said, "Mommy, Mommy's can touch things, and I am Breeka's Mommy."
And, her favorite nickname for brother is "Bruiser." What am I going to do with her???